Sara: Last night we had GIFT. Oh GIFT. Oh Middle Schoolers. You were cracking me up.
Aaron: how can we differentiate between wisdom and understanding?
6th grade girl: differentiate? Is that like defrosting the refrigerator?
Are you kidding me??
Aaron: who wants to close in prayer for us?
6th grade boy: oh me, I will!
Aaron: ok, but it has to be an actual, serious prayer.
6th grade boy: oh, never mind.
after prayer
same 6th grade boy: good thing you didn't pick me, I was going to say, "Bless us o Lord..."
Jesus help us.
6th grade boy: Did you know that high rhymes with pie?
Sara: uh, yeah.
6th grade boy: So, you could make a poem about it!!
Wow. Just wow.
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