Sara: For those of you who don't know Chris Walters (aka CDub, or CDubsalot lately), you need to. He is quite possibly one of my top 5 favorite people of all time, no joke. He is hilarious and slightly awkward and that always makes for a fun experience with Chris.
Speaking of fun/awkward experiences...Chris got 6 free tickets to the Wizards game Saturday night. I'd never been to a Wizards game and don't particularly like soccer, but I figured the company would be delightful. And I was right. 4 of the 6 of us are Youth Ministers so I figured that this counts for this blog. So, sadly the Wizards lost to a team from Seattle. At the end of the game this group of guys sitting next to us starts yelling at the Seattle fans to go back to Twilightville. (you know, b/c Twilight is set in Seattle...very clever, obviously)
Well, Chris just thinks this is too funny and wants to join in on the fun. So, while we are on the concourse on our way out of the game Chris physchs himself up to yell at the passing Seattle fans. But this is what came out of his mouth
"HEY YOU, GO BACK to Twilightville, *mumble, mumble, look at the ground*".
Really Chris? If you're going to insult someone do it with gusto!
"OK, I'm ready this time....GO BACK to Twilight *mumble, mumble*"
Chris you are an insult to heckling, c'mon.
So, Chris decided to take another angle...if he couldn't get up the guts to properly heckle the Seattle fans, he figured he'd just heckle Chelsea....b/c that makes sense.
"Hey, Chelsea....are you Team Jacob or Team Edward?...team Jacob? Of course you are....go back to Twilightville!"
Well, at least he found his niche by the end of the night.
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